the ultimate excuse

I have heard the ultimate excuse for unreturned DVDs this weekend. I was trying to get some dvds I had lent out a year or more ago from a friend that I will leave unnamed. While first she forgot she was supposed to meet me and David then said she would get the DVDs and bring them...a little later I get a phone call. Supposedly, and I can believe this because of the lady, her cats had dragged my dvds into their litter box and ruined them. So she ordered me new ones that shall be here on wed. She works for Amazon and gets free Amazon Premium we shall see if the movies arrive as promised. I hope they do they are some of my faves. Anyway had to share that excuse...